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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

lesson 2 husband

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours 

while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I 

go throughSo, please allow her body to switch with mine 

for a day.Amen!"

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose,cooked breakfast for his mate, Awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes, Fed them breakfast,

Packed their lunches, Drove them to school, Came home and

 picked up the dry cleaning,

Took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,

Went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the


He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 1.00pm

And he hurried to make the beds... the laundry...vacuum, Dust, And sweep and mop the kitchen floor...

...Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an 

argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies the kids organized to do

 their homework. Then,

set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

 At 4:30pm,he began peeling potatoes and washing

 vegetables for salad...

...rolled meatballs and snapped fresh beans for supper. After

 supper,He cleaned the kitchen, Ran the

 dishwasher.....Folded laundry, Bathed the kids, And put

 them to bed. At 9.00pm,He was exhausted and, though his

 daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love,which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning,

he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:

"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to

 envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, Oh! 

Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!"
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be 

happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just

 have to wait NINE MONTHS,though. You got pregnant last 

sila like jika suka ;D

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

hahaha, kesian.. tak pasal2 mengandung


sebarang cerita@rencana@cereka@cerpen yg disiarkan di dalam blog ini adalah pandangan pemilik blog semata2. tidak ada niat utk menjatuhkan@memalukan sesiapa. hanya sebagai sesuatu untuk dikongsi bersama pembaca.

sila maklumkan pada pmilik blog jika ingin share maklumat dlm blog ni.*saye xmarah pnya ^^