while his wife stayed home.
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours
while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I
go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine
for a day.Amen!"
Poof!!!
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose,cooked breakfast for his mate, Awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes, Fed them breakfast,
Packed their lunches, Drove them to school, Came home and
picked up the dry cleaning,
Took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
Went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the
groceries,
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 1.00pm
And he hurried to make the beds...
...do the laundry...vacuum, Dust, And sweep and mop the kitchen floor...
...Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an
argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and......got the kids organized to do
their homework. Then,
set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30pm,he began peeling potatoes and washing
vegetables for salad...
...rolled meatballs and snapped fresh beans for supper. After
supper,He cleaned the kitchen, Ran the
dishwasher.....Folded laundry, Bathed the kids, And put
them to bed. At 9.00pm,He was exhausted and, though his
daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love,which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning,
he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to
envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, Oh!
Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!"
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be
happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just
have to wait NINE MONTHS,though. You got pregnant last
night."
1 comment:
hahaha, kesian.. tak pasal2 mengandung
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